PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then